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Small-batch, hand-rolled, occasionally cursed. What's listed is what's baking this week — when it's gone, it's gone, and we mourn it briefly.

the current bake

Equality Cookie

$4.50

Liberté, égalité, gold flakes.

Chocolate chip dough studded with pillowy marshmallow and finished with shimmering edible gold flakes. A small revolution in every bite — sweet enough for the people, gilded enough for the palace.

Contains

  • Wheat
  • Dairy
  • Egg
  • Soy (in chocolate)

Free of

  • Nuts

Basket Buster

$4.50

Brown butter. Big swing. No survivors.

Browned butter, dark muscovado, and 70% chocolate chips, crowned with flaky sea salt. A heavyweight that breaks the basket and the rest of your willpower.

Contains

  • Wheat
  • Dairy
  • Egg
  • Soy (in chocolate)

Free of

  • Nuts

Chantilly Terror

$5.00

Sweet on top. Dark to the core.

A dense dark chocolate cookie crowned with a swirl of fresh chantilly creme and a dusting of dark cocoa. Innocent looking, deeply guilty.

Contains

  • Wheat
  • Dairy
  • Egg
  • Soy (in chocolate)

Free of

  • Nuts
Exclusive · Remix Ramen & Coffee

The High Desert Hotcake

Bluecorn pancake cookie. Saddle up.

Stone-ground New Mexico blue corn folded into a tender pancake-style cookie — toasty, nutty, faintly sweet. Tastes like sunrise over the mesa with butter melting on top.

Contains

  • Wheat
  • Dairy
  • Egg

Free of

  • Nuts
  • Soy
Exclusive · Relay Smörgåsbord

The Smörgåsbord

Everything on the table. On one cookie.

Brown butter dough loaded with marshmallow, chocolate chips, and baked corn flakes for an unholy crunch. A whole spread, single-handed. Made exclusively for the Relay Smörgåsbord art exhibit.

Contains

  • Wheat
  • Dairy
  • Egg
  • Soy (in chocolate)

Free of

  • Nuts
Exclusive · Sky Cinema Midtown

The Double Feature

$5.50

Chocolate, M&Ms, and popcorn. Pass the butter.

Chocolate chip dough loaded with both chocolate and peanut butter M&Ms, then folded with theater-buttered popcorn for a sweet-and-salty crunch that belongs on the big screen. Available exclusively at Sky Cinema Midtown.

Contains

  • Wheat
  • Dairy
  • Egg
  • Soy (in chocolate)
  • Peanuts

Free of

    Coming Soon

    Scorched Earth

    Burn it all down. Frosting optional.

    Classified. Currently in the test kitchen, behind a locked door, behind another locked door. We'll release the dossier when it stops setting off the smoke alarm.

    Contains

    • TBD

    Free of

    • TBD

    A Note From the Kitchen

    Every cookie is baked in a small kitchen that handles wheat, dairy, eggs, soy, and tree nuts. We do our best to keep batches separate, but we can't promise the ghosts of other ingredients haven't drifted through. If you've got a serious allergy, write us before you order — we'll bake you something you can trust.

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